NEWSFLASH: Sleeping with the worms

Unfortunately, one of Simon's goldfish has died, and the remaining fish is now lonely and soon gonna die itself by the looks of it. Out of respect and by the wish of Harriet, Simon buried the fish in the front garden under a stone, rather the flushing it down the loo.

I'll get a snap of the remaining goldfish (sorry, I've forgotten their names) before it snuffs it.